A lighter touch.
“Oops! Did you drop your phone?”
In development · Not publicly available yet
mildly
offensive.
this is a very simple game
One dot. One green target. Tap at the right moment, earn a point, and see how long you last.
Meet the gameall you have
to do is tapONE THUMB. PERFECT TIMING.
to do is tapONE THUMB. PERFECT TIMING.
The entire plan
Tap. Score.
Try again.
- 01
Wait for the green.
A white dot travels around a circle. Tap anywhere in the play area while it’s inside the green target.
- 02
Find your rhythm.
Each hit earns a point and moves the target. It starts easy, then speeds up. The target shrinks, and later direction changes come with a warning.
- 03
One miss. Another go.
A mistimed tap ends the run. Your personal best stays saved, and your next attempt is one tap away.
Choose your disrespect level
The commentary
has settings.
A little more attitude.
“The instructions were one sentence.”
You chose this.
“Some people are naturally good at things. Anyway, try again.”
Personal mixes stronger roasts with commentary based on your actual gameplay history.
Made for one more try
Small game.
Your own high score.
No accounts, ads, or in-app purchases. Optional sound, subtle haptics, and progress saved on your device.
Mildly Offensive is not publicly available yet. There is no public download or beta signup at this time.
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